Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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whats black? a black man

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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