- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Bloody kids ...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Michael Castillo is gay

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

whats a dick a dick

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

The cow went moo

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