- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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