If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Is this where I type the joke?

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Yes.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

The 13th Amendment...

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

connor sucks

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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