- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Straight men can be bronies.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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