What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Like if you like big tits.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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AVB

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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ecks! why zee?

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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