poop is very very yummy.

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Poop

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Girls Basketball.

This is an anti-joke.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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