A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Anti Joke

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