What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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