What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

american government

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Dani barton from bob chuckles

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's wrong with woman Everything

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

1 Jew XD

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

BOOBALANBOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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