If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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WNBA

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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