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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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