This is a joke

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Womens rights.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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bob saget

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what happens during a climax apples

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