What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Muslim athletes.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Penisland

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

1 Jew XD

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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