I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whats black? a black man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How are you? Yes

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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