knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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your mom

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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penis

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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