Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

So. The gays. ...

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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