Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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american government

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