- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

I saw a poor man named rich

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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