whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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minecraft

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Are you a human?

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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