What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

whats black? a black man

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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