how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Women's rights.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What is White over Black? Society.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Their, they're, there You're, your

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

*spongebob voice* 25

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Anti Joke

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