Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Your mom.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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