- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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