Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Please Rape William Wright

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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