why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Fox News.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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