- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

A Irish man walks our of a bar

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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