Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

bitches be crafty.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

a potato flew around my room

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A women president

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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