1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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