- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

what do you watch ? a tv

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

An atheist walks into a church

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

obama leadership

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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