Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Worst joke ever

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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1+1 =? Too

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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