What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Your Mom.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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