- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Worst joke ever

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

1+1 =? Too

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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