- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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