What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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YOU

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Anti Joke

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