"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Male penises.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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