- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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