Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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rape that shit

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Shit!

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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I lost my tractor.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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