- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

I lost my tractor.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

1+1 =? Too

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.