- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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