- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

whats a dick a dick

Stephen Walking.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Your mother is a man.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

obama's promises

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

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