YEAH THEY DO.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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