- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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