- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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