what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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