Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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