Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Womens rights.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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