What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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