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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Your mums a penis joke.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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