What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

thumb_up thumb_down +5

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

thumb_up thumb_down +3

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

thumb_up thumb_down +3

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

thumb_up thumb_down +3

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops