Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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