Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a person smokes weed... and gets high

thumb_up thumb_down +16

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +14

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

An Irishman walks out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +14

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

thumb_up thumb_down +14

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops