- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

A man made a sandwich.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

I can Nazi

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Kelly Clarkson

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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