Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Snausages.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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bob saget

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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