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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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