What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Your Mom.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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