What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Pen15

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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