Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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