Mrs. Welsh

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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ginger

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Do you believe this will change?

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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