What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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how do you confuse a blond?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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