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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

how do you confuse a blond?

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.