Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Hi Shelby!!

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Matt is not funny.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A: B: No pun intended.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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