- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Womens Rights.

united we sit, cause we're fat

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

This is a joke

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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