i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Woman's Rights

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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i have yougurt with tractor

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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