Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

american government

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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