Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What's 4+7 47

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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