Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Penis

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

I enjoy anal.

Anti Joke

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