- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Your mom.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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