What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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