What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

american government

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Chrissy is funny.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's wrong with woman Everything

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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