A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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peter charastabopouloulous

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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