- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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