What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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