As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Hello Braydon

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How are you? Yes

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Anti Joke

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