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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

gay marriage.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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