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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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