- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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