What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Trashcan!

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Johnson stops eating

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Anti Joke

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