Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Penis penis poop butt

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Anti Joke

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