- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

my namew is jd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Kelly Clarkson

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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