- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Chicken penis.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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