What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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bitches be crafty.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Anti-joke.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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