How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Hashtag

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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