The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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