A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Anti Joke

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