Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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