- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

knock knock come in

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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