Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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